Subway cold weather anger management

Beth and I stopped at Subway to pick up a couple of sandwiches for lunch today.  There was a sign on the glass behind which they make the sandwiches that said, “FOLLOW US ON TWITTER.”  What is there to follow on a tweet from Subway?
“hello, welcome to subway”
“what kind of bread?”
“6 inch or footlong?”
“what kind of cheese?”
“mustard?  mayo?”
“combo?”
“is that for here or to go?”

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I can’t complain about the cold.  Last night as I was walking the dog I could see the steam from my breath and thought, “Fuck it’s cold tonight!”  I think it got down to the high 30’s.  Then I look at what most of the country is dealing with…

“HOLY FROZEN STATES BATMAN!”

My warm Southern California heart goes out to everyone across the U.S.of A. dealing with this massive winter storm.  I’m sure that with the weather getting more and more extreme and erratic across the globe, it’s just a matter of time until sunny So. Cal. will be hit by a similar blizzard and blanketed with snow.  Can you imagine Los Angeles during a snow storm?  This whole city, hell the whole State would fucking shut down and knowing the good citizens of LA would use it as another excuse to go on a rioting spree (I know, I have such high moral standards for the city I live in).  Ha!  You think traffic is bad now?!?  Maybe the weight of all the snow would collapse California into the Pacific and Arizona will become beach front property.  Snowboarding through the Sepulveda Pass!  The Matterhorn at Disneyland would look like just another part of the landscape.  Los Angeles could host the Winter Olympics.

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Does anyone remember Bataca Bats?  They are also called Encounter Bats; soft padded foam bats that were/are used for anger management and aggression therapy that were popular in the late 60’s and 70’s.

I’m looking for a pair because I think I need to get out some repressed anger towards my parents and other select individuals from my past.  I’ve used them back in my Insight Transformational Seminar days and it really works wonders!  Reply to this post if you’ve got any leads for me…thanks!

In the meantime, I think it’s time for dessert 😉